I'm serious.. (replace poop with better word, sanitized for public consumption) When player reaches poop threshold, poop type occurs, death, tp, lightning, mob spawn whatever.. for defined amount, once, n, n over time, etc. And then resets player to poop level 0. - /poop <player> - adds a poop point to player - /pooplist - shows the poopiest players. - /poopon <player> [poop type] - immediately poops a randomly selected poop on <player> - [poop type] optional - poops specific poop type - /poopoff <player> - stops any current pooping. - /throwpoop - binds /poop <player> to current item, * hit player with sword adds poop, or does inverse, give poop points to attackers. - /bidet <player> - sets player to 0 poop. - /flushpoop - sets all players poop to 0. - /dysentery [poop type] - immediately gives all players poop. permissions.. define options etc.. poop types, death, lightning, ban, timers, all that. nice to have: sql support, or some kind of report output suitable for web posting etc. please, and yes I know about Annoyer.. I want more it's just not enough.