Why did I make this....

Discussion in 'Plugin Development' started by larperdoodle, May 6, 2013.

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    larperdoodle

    JUST WHY?!?!?!
    Code:java
    1. }else if (commandLabel.equalsIgnoreCase("instantchatpenis")){
    2. if(sender.hasPermission("CommandAdder.penis")){
    3. if (args.length > 1) {
    4. sender.sendMessage("TMI! Specify either public or private");
    5. return false;
    6. }
    7. if (args.length < 1) {
    8. sender.sendMessage("You must specify whether you want the penis public or private");
    9. return false;
    10. }
    11. if(args.length == 1) {
    12. switch (args[0]){
    13. case "private":
    14. if(sender.hasPermission("CommandAdder.penis.private")){
    15. sender.sendMessage("__________000_________");
    16. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    17. sender.sendMessage("________0000000_______");
    18. sender.sendMessage("________0000000_______");
    19. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    20. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    21. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    22. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    23. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    24. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    25. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    26. sender.sendMessage("_____0000_000_0000____");
    27. sender.sendMessage("____000000___000000___");
    28. sender.sendMessage("____000000___000000___");
    29. sender.sendMessage("_____0000_____0000____");
    30. return true;
    31. }
    32. case "public":
    33. if(sender.hasPermission("CommandAdder.penis.public")){
    34. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say___________000_________");
    35. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    36. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say_________0000000_______");
    37. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say_________0000000_______");
    38. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    39. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    40. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    41. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    42. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    43. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    44. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say__________00000________");
    45. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say______0000_000_0000____");
    46. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say_____000000___000000___");
    47. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say_____000000___000000___");
    48. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say______0000_____0000____");
    49. Bukkit.getServer().dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(),"say ~brought to you by " + sender);
    50. return true;
    51. }
    52. }
    53. }
    54. }
    55. }
    56. return false;
     
    larperdoodle, May 6, 2013
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    HackintoshMan

    Interesting…
     
    HackintoshMan, May 6, 2013
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    afistofirony

    wat
     
    afistofirony, May 6, 2013
    #3
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    pkt

    wtf?
     
    pkt, May 6, 2013
    #4
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    SugarCraft

    umm.. yeahhh...
     
    SugarCraft, May 6, 2013
    #5
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    larperdoodle

    SugarCraft
    pkt
    OH NO! MY BEAUTIFULLY ARRANGED SPACES!?!?!? WHY?!?!?
    Code:java
    1.  
    2. sender.sendMessage("__________000_________");
    3. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    4. sender.sendMessage("________0000000_______");
    5. sender.sendMessage("________0000000_______");
    6. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    7. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    8. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    9. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    10. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    11. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    12. sender.sendMessage("_________00000________");
    13. sender.sendMessage("_____0000_000_0000____");
    14. sender.sendMessage("____000000___000000___");
    15. sender.sendMessage("____000000___000000___");
    16. sender.sendMessage("_____0000_____0000____");
    17.  
     
    larperdoodle, May 6, 2013
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    HackintoshMan

    Now its hairy:mad:
     
    HackintoshMan, May 6, 2013
    #7
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    SugarCraft

    nice artwork
     
    SugarCraft, May 6, 2013
    #8
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    HackintoshMan

    Add color:p
     
    HackintoshMan, May 6, 2013
    #9
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    larperdoodle

    Its already pink. And there aren't many other options: http://ess.khhq.net/mc/
     
    larperdoodle, May 6, 2013
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    GodzOfMadness

    Mine isn't as big :'(
     
    GodzOfMadness, May 6, 2013
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    InspectorFacepalm

    Hmm..
    Can't decide if penis
    or creeper
     
    InspectorFacepalm, May 6, 2013
    #12
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    larperdoodle

    larperdoodle, May 6, 2013
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    GodzOfMadness

    :cool:
     
    GodzOfMadness, May 6, 2013
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    InspectorFacepalm

    lol funny, I was just watching how i met your mother
    ;D
    xD
     
    InspectorFacepalm, May 6, 2013
    #15
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    chasechocolate

    lol wtf..?
     
    chasechocolate, May 6, 2013
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    Tirelessly

    I know this is meant as a joke post and I don't know your plans for this plugin, but switching on a string is only available in Java 7. Therefore, some users will not be able to use your plugin because they are still on 6.
     
    Tirelessly, May 6, 2013
    #17
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